Very funny e-mail about Christmas decorations -- still laughing!

A very cool family member sent me the following e-mail today. I laughed, and the more I thought about it, the more I laughed. It's just one of those things that you fill in all the possible scenarios that go beyond the e-mail message. Or maybe I'm just strange that this gave me buckets of giggles throughout the day. Either way, I'm good with it!

As usual with the e-mails I post, I don't have any clue who the original source is, so if anyone knows, please let us all in on it so we can tell him or her thanks for sharing! 

Take a good look at the photo, then scroll down and read the caption/story. And don't sip a beverage while doing so...I'm just sayin'...

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days.  I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great stories.  But two things made me take it down:

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).  By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that.  My yard couldn’t take it either.  I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”